I am not synchronously available to anyone who isn't dearly beloved or paying dearly for the privilege. Feel free to regard this as either a principled stance or character flaw.
Asynchronous communications in approximately descending order of preference
Replies to post content particularly welcome in the Fediverse; my Mastodon account is @email@example.com. Matrix: @maya:occult.institute Twitter: @kixiQu My email address is what you'd expect.